![]() do you remember pre kanae‘s death shinobu? yeah. there‘s a fine line between him turning into a violent beast or a super handsy pervert, so beware.ĭefinitely a lightweight judging by how small she and her bodymass is. it was confirmed that he leaves his shirt open as a tiddie window to show off his abs, it really shouldn‘t be a big surprise he discards clothing altogether when drunk. rips all his shirt off (and if you‘re lucky or unlucky, depending on your preference, there‘s a good chance you‘ll see him naked). his body heat already goes crazy high when he‘s sober, so he basically turns into a human heater on steroids when drunk. ![]() that type of drunk who uses the bartender as his personal therapist.Ĭan hold his liquor pretty well, but still not the best drinker. kind of like a cat when drunk? but a really sad cat? but it’s also cute because he turns into a sentimental affectionate boye. poor boy is gonna be so emotional and cling to anyone that lets him. (AND JUST TO BE CLEAR I‘M NOT ENCOURAGING ENDORSING IN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, ESPECIALLY IF YOU‘RE A BABY)įuck i was going to make some sort of edgy joke until i remembered that drunk giyuu is an edgy joke himself. (btw i‘m going by german standards, so anyone +16 is gonna be on this list!) Haganezuka: CAPITALISM CAN SUCK ON MY COMMUNISTIC DICK Yushiro: I’M TRYING TO DRINK MY FUCKING APPLE JUICEĮnmu: i uwu you. Rui: i don’t like beans because i’m not a fucking masochist Uzui: it’s october aka slutty season, my time to shine! Himejima: am i dying? no, i’m just tired of life: a novel written by me, featuring me Muichirou: milk is a lie set up by the government to make us dependent on a liquid that makes our bones strong so our body thinks it‘s okay to fling itself out of a window and that‘s how hospitals make money Genya: attractive people scare the fucking shit out of me Inosuke: if tumblr only prohibits female representing nipples how is it that anime men don‘t have nipples either, HUH?!! so people couldn’t make dick jokes about me eating a chocolate banana Tanjirou: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN THE NAME OF SELFCARE Kny characters as shit me and my friends said pt 2 that dad who cheered you on with his entire being and you knew he meant it when he said he was going to support you through everything. that dad that you put as your role model when asked in elementary school because he is cooler than any celebrity or famous person known in the entire world. that kind of dad that gives you advice that you don‘t understand until you‘re 16 having a fistfight behind wafflehouse. such a powerful dad that he even dad-ed tanjirou and inspired him in his dad ways. technically has some dad experience thanks to tanjirou and nezuko? needs some time getting used to the job (and kids), but once he has warmed up he‘s gonna be an amazing dad! really loves his kids although his advances to show it can be quite… awkward and questionable ![]() he‘s just trying his best, he just somehow needs to learn how to deal with. ![]() that type of dad to train his kids so they can punch their bullies personally instead of him fighting them off for his kids (he‘s gonna get into a fight with the bullies‘ parents instead,) makes lunches for his kids everyday bc he doesn‘t want them to ho hungry (and also the food‘s just gross at school and he refuses to let them eat it). that type to fight his daughter‘s boyfriends and tell her that ‚all men are wolves‘ (except for him ofc). that dad that somehow has all kids attached onto him bc he‘s that strong. frames all of his kids‘ artwork and keeps a picture of each of them in his wallet to look at during work. would let his daughter dress him up in frilly clothes and do his hair in a heartbeat if it means to see her smile. always sits in the front row of his kids‘ recitals and thinks he‘s keeping a straight face although he really isn‘t. willing to tear off a fucking limb for his kids tho (haha get it ok im sorry). overwhelmed by all the new skills needed as a dad and all the responsibilities he has. a fun dad!! but also, dangerous at times, bc he sometimes forgets the limits, of a child‘s body, you best believe he‘s gonna run and play around with them all day and even more. inosuke‘s kids are basically mini versions of him. Inosuke: his kids live under darwin‘s law: survival of the fittest. please stop procrastinating on doing your taxes by playing with your kids. „goochie goochie, does my little sunshine wanna play again? awawaw, you‘re the most adorable, my angel!! my everything!!!!“ no zenitsu. Zenitsu: that dad that spoils his kids way too much. you best believe that all his kids are gonna grow up as angels under his care! already dad-ed everyone before he was a dad, so he has experience.
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